Someone Peed in My Cheerios
Darn it! I was in a great mood...and then I opened my email. I am the PTA president for my kids' school...someone shoot me now. Apparently I have (unintentionally) offended a PTA member who wants to be on the Executive Board. She sent me an email IN ALL CAPS so I would know she was yelling at me. Very thoughtful of her to make that clear. She made some accusations that were both false and unfair(and stupid but I am trying to be civil). So I sent her some hate mail of my own.
Dear Rudeness,
I received your email. Thanks for using the large font. My eyes have really been bothering me lately. I had no idea it was obvious. Apparently you only send email and never read what's in your inbox. Had you checked your email you would have noticed the meeting you tried to attend today was actually rescheduled for yesterday. Sorry you missed it. We had a great time.
I am happy to know you pay taxes for my children. That will be the excuse I use if the IRS ever wants to know why I stopped paying mine. I am not sure what building a CLICK is...did you perhaps mean CLIQUE? If so, rest assured, I don't have enough friends to build a clique at school and even if I did, I spend most of my day being a chew toy. I rarely have time to pee much lest plot to hide my decision making from concerned community members like yourself.
I appreciate your letting me know why our parents don't join PTA. Next year a new president will be in place so we should have a stellar membership. Perhaps you would like to volunteer to chair the membership committee. You could make sure only non-clique members are allowed.
I hope to see you at the next meeting. Be sure to watch your email for details. By the way, if the IRS comes knocking I'll know it was you who ratted me out.
Sincerely,
The Prez
Not really! I deleted the first email that I wrote. I did forward her the copy of the email she said she didn't get with her name clearly listed in the To: area. Man I'm glad I save that kind of junk. I should really just blow it off...really...but I hate it when I am right and someone says I'm not. I also think it is hilarious that she accused me of building a clique...really...most of my friends are imaginary...with the exception of a few kind souls who tolerate me...like Bob/Mr. Clean. I only have to be president for the rest of this year and then I am happily handing that mountain of work to someone else...who happens to live down the street from me...and has promised to visit often with questions...great.
I have a serious personality flaw (okay, I have several, this is just the one I am admitting today)...once someone really makes me mad...I am pretty much done. That's not to say I don't forgive...I do. It's the forgetting I have issues with. Yeah, I know...I'm a schmuck. Whatever. This lady needs to steer clear for a bit.
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