Random Bits of Weirdness

I am having a hard time staying focused so I may just move from thought to thought. I think there is a word for that...no clue what it is.

I had something happen at work today that hasn't happened in the 21 years that I have taught. A kid (five year old), in the midst of a tantrum, grabbed my boob AND HELD ON! (obviously not well-endowed since one hand was all it took) No kidding, I thought I was going to be missing one by the time I got his fingers pried off. He had no clue what he was grabbing (issues, lots of them) he just wanted to make sure I didn't get away. Got his message...loud and clear...got the bruises to help me remember. I think I can safely say I have seen it all now. Blow your nose on my shirt...been there. Spit food in my face...yep, been there too. Kick, hit, bite...old news, happens often. Love my job. Actually, I really do. Does that make me some kind of weirdo?


So, I am about ready to get my next tattoo. I just need to pick out the design. I got my first tattoo on an impulse last summer. It's a butterfly, nothing flashy, on the top of my foot. (Yeah, I know...women in their 40's should know better. Whatever.) I made fun of sister for years. She has 9 or 10 tattoos. She was very nice about not saying "I told you so" although she did feel the need to point out the fact that she hadn't said it. I like these tattoos....


I think I want to get my next tattoo on my lower back. I've heard it hurts. Can't hurt anymore than the foot...which wasn't so bad.

My daughter is addicted to Monk. I think she subconsciously sees the similarities between Monk and me. She and her dad watch it and laugh. They are watching it now...and laughing loudly. I can't watch Monk. He kind of freaks me out.

Check out this website http://www.arthurkade.com/ He kind of freaks me out too. Don't ask me how I found it...you do not want to know.

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I'm a wife, a mom, an educator and a normal (okay, relative term here) person who makes frequent mistakes. I have a lot to say, hence the blog. My kids were adopted as babies (one through an agency and one through the foster care system). I love to talk about adoption. My daughter has sensory issues as well as ADHD. I like to vent about parenting. I am occasionally rosy, usually blunt and sometimes I am simply downright rude. Don't read if it offends you. I may sometimes write about my school experiences so let me cover my bases. I don't live in your town, I don't work at your school, I am not talking about your child, you don't know me. If you think you've figured out who I am...ask me, I will lie and say you don't know me. email me at chocolatecoffeesleep@hotmail.com

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