Skating or Flat on My Behiney...you choose
So tonight was skate night. Flapjack had baseball practice and couldn't go. Since I am involved with PTA and PTA sponsors skate night I try to go to all of them. DQ goes with me so she can eat pizza and socialize...skating just isn't her thing...she prefers mooching money from the parent coordinator to buy stupid prizes. But I digress...as usual...and yes, Mary, I think I do have ADD...thanks for noticing. ANYWAY, I got excited cause Pippi showed up with her sister for skate night. It is RARE for any teachers to show their faces at skate night so this was BIG. And Pippi has her own roller blades...she is awesome (okay...she is maybe 22...actually...I am not sure she is even that old...she looks about 15) We were skating and the floor help (ya know...the cool dudes...okay...the dorks in the zebra shirts that fly by you at the speed of light and scare the crap out of you) tried over and over to get Pippi's attention. Sadly, she wasn't interested. Apparently she has taste in men! The zebra guys were disappointed.
And kudos to Pippi and her sister for not cackling hysterically when I nearly busted my bohiney trying to avoid squishing some poor kid flat as a pancake. I busted it people...it was not pretty.
Finally, holy guacamole...one pissy post while I'm in a bad mood and look who comes out of the woodwork to post a comment...it's Sally Mae Mander...get it salamander?? Hey girlie...you named yourself! :) Come on back anytime and share your feelings, friend. You know I love you! And I get a smack down from Mary AND a morning phone call. Made my day Mary! AND Dr. Quinn you should really sign your posts! :) I am in a better humor today...but I am still planning on a smack down of my own if a certain someone opens her enormous mouth tomorrow...stay tuned! Can I just say how much I love spellchecking my blog posts? I am making up my own language apparently. Whatever.
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I'm a wife, a mom, an educator and a normal (okay, relative term here) person who makes frequent mistakes. I have a lot to say, hence the blog. My kids were adopted as babies (one through an agency and one through the foster care system). I love to talk about adoption. My daughter has sensory issues as well as ADHD. I like to vent about parenting. I am occasionally rosy, usually blunt and sometimes I am simply downright rude. Don't read if it offends you. I may sometimes write about my school experiences so let me cover my bases. I don't live in your town, I don't work at your school, I am not talking about your child, you don't know me. If you think you've figured out who I am...ask me, I will lie and say you don't know me. email me at chocolatecoffeesleep@hotmail.com
Gender: Female
Location: United States
About Me
I'm a wife, a mom, an educator and a normal (okay, relative term here) person who makes frequent mistakes. I have a lot to say, hence the blog. My kids were adopted as babies (one through an agency and one through the foster care system). I love to talk about adoption. My daughter has sensory issues as well as ADHD. I like to vent about parenting. I am occasionally rosy, usually blunt and sometimes I am simply downright rude. Don't read if it offends you. I may sometimes write about my school experiences so let me cover my bases. I don't live in your town, I don't work at your school, I am not talking about your child, you don't know me. If you think you've figured out who I am...ask me, I will lie and say you don't know me. email me at chocolatecoffeesleep@hotmail.com
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Hi there! Just for the record I turned 22 this February! :)
Love ya,
Pippi
okay I will sign my posts then!
from DR.QUINN love ya!
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