My New BFF
I'm so excited! I get to see my new BFF tomorrow. He doesn't know he is my BF and I don't want him to freak out and think I'm a weird stalker woman so I don't plan to tell him. I'll just happily call him that in my head.
My BFF is my new hair dude...I use the word dude loosely. He is very pretty and VERY nice and he gets rid of all my yukky gray hair. So, I heart him. Seriously.
When I hit forty the gray hair came fast and furious. Why is that? And it isn't pretty white gray hair. You know the kind, where the women look regal and sophisticated. My gray hair is sproingy (as in springy, curly, just plain weird) and a flat gray color. You can't miss it. It sticks up from the top of my head and no amount of plastering with hairspray will keep those suckers down.
What's really scary is the gray has moved...to my EYEBROWS. WTHeck is that about? I'm a little worried...what if it keeps moving?? I may need to invest in this stuff.... http://bettybeauty.com/
People...who thinks of this stuff? And really, why the heck did I feel the need to search for it? (I didn't...I saw it on an ad. I would NEVER have even considered searching for this...REALLY.) This stuff kind of creeps me out. Can you imagine? Lilac??
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I'm a wife, a mom, an educator and a normal (okay, relative term here) person who makes frequent mistakes. I have a lot to say, hence the blog. My kids were adopted as babies (one through an agency and one through the foster care system). I love to talk about adoption. My daughter has sensory issues as well as ADHD. I like to vent about parenting. I am occasionally rosy, usually blunt and sometimes I am simply downright rude. Don't read if it offends you. I may sometimes write about my school experiences so let me cover my bases. I don't live in your town, I don't work at your school, I am not talking about your child, you don't know me. If you think you've figured out who I am...ask me, I will lie and say you don't know me. email me at chocolatecoffeesleep@hotmail.com
Gender: Female
Location: United States
About Me
I'm a wife, a mom, an educator and a normal (okay, relative term here) person who makes frequent mistakes. I have a lot to say, hence the blog. My kids were adopted as babies (one through an agency and one through the foster care system). I love to talk about adoption. My daughter has sensory issues as well as ADHD. I like to vent about parenting. I am occasionally rosy, usually blunt and sometimes I am simply downright rude. Don't read if it offends you. I may sometimes write about my school experiences so let me cover my bases. I don't live in your town, I don't work at your school, I am not talking about your child, you don't know me. If you think you've figured out who I am...ask me, I will lie and say you don't know me. email me at chocolatecoffeesleep@hotmail.com
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