My Friends Tell the Funniest Stories
I went to the pool today...stayed for 5 hours...forgot to sunblock the inside of my legs...regretting it big time right now. But that's not the funny story.
My friend was telling me about her car. It's in the shop because the transmission blew...not good. So she has a cool rental van to drive until her car is repaired. She took her daughter to visit her horse today...she left the window on the van open and...
the horse ate the steering wheel!! I was laughing too hard to ask what she was doing while the horse was snacking. She spent most of the day at the insurance company (she said the insurance agent looked at her like she'd lost her mind...go figure) and then heading to the dealership to find out how much it was going to cost to buy a new steering wheel.
The guy at the dealership (after he finished laughing at her) suggested she get some glue and try to glue the foam back together and then pretend it never happened. My friend is way too honest for that. She'll be paying for a new steering wheel. Bet she doesn't leave her window open next time they visit the horse!
Who Am I?
Gender: Female
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I'm a wife, a mom, an educator and a normal (okay, relative term here) person who makes frequent mistakes. I have a lot to say, hence the blog. My kids were adopted as babies (one through an agency and one through the foster care system). I love to talk about adoption. My daughter has sensory issues as well as ADHD. I like to vent about parenting. I am occasionally rosy, usually blunt and sometimes I am simply downright rude. Don't read if it offends you. I may sometimes write about my school experiences so let me cover my bases. I don't live in your town, I don't work at your school, I am not talking about your child, you don't know me. If you think you've figured out who I am...ask me, I will lie and say you don't know me. email me at chocolatecoffeesleep@hotmail.com
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