I have a secret superhero power...I'm invisible! I know, it's hard to believe. I'm not always invisible...only when I am driving the mom van or shopping in my neighborhood grocery store. Apparently my van becomes invisible when I reach the highway. I know it happens because other cars zip in front of me causing me to slam on my brakes on a regular basis. (NO...it is NOT because I drive too slow. I drive the limit...everyone else speeds. I am a rule follower people.) It's starting to cause some road rage on my part. Flapjack told me I needed to chill cause other drivers couldn't actually hear me. I won't tell you what I told flapjack...it was not my best parenting moment. Then at the grocery store this lady runs into my behind. Now, I realize I am not a size 2 but I am NOT taking up the entire aisle. She clearly had room to go around me...but she didn't...she ran smack INTO me and didn't even apologize...cause she didn't see me...I'm invisible...remember?? I'm thinking I need to harness this power. I could have a lot of fun if I could just figure out how to be invisible whenever I wanted to be. Just imagine the possibilities. Until I figure it out...do me a favor...stay the heck away from my mom van on the highway. I'm a bit tired these days and the wrong person is going to zip in front of me at the wrong time on the wrong day and...well...darn it...I might just cuss.