Thinking In My Head
How's that for a random title? Do you ever think something to yourself...but not say it out loud...and then you get more information later...and you are SO glad you didn't say anything aloud earlier...cause you would've sounded like a moron? Okay, that happens to me WAY too often. Lately, I'm thinking the bleach from my highlights has seeped in and damaged my brain cells. I'm gonna have to talk to the hair dude...blonde might NOT be my color. So, I'm going to give you one example of my brain's moronic thinking...just for fun. I was in a friend's class earlier this week. It was hot because the air conditioning still hadn't been turned on. Then in walks two maintenance guys...one points a handy, dandy little gun thingy and it shines a red light up on the vent near the ceiling. My friend says, "Yay! The air conditioner is getting turned on!" Now...here's the in my head thinking part...I'm thinking...wow, that is the coolest way to turn on an air conditioner that I have ever seen. I wonder how that works. This is a really old building...when the heck did they upgrade the air...no way did that come with the building. So I jokingly tell the guy I want his gun thingy. He laughs and goes on. Later I see him again...in the hall with the principal...and he says, "This one (yeah...one...whatever)tried to steal my gun"...uh, steal...MAJOR exaggeration...but anyway...so I say, "yeah that is a cool gadget" and my principal looks puzzled and says...yeah a temperature reader is pretty cool I guess...A WHAT?? Oh, duh...he wasn't turning on the air...he was checking the temperature to make sure it was cooling correctly...I am such a dork. I have plenty of other examples...but really...I would hate for you all to know how truly blonde I am.
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Gender: Female
Location: United States
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I'm a wife, a mom, an educator and a normal (okay, relative term here) person who makes frequent mistakes. I have a lot to say, hence the blog. My kids were adopted as babies (one through an agency and one through the foster care system). I love to talk about adoption. My daughter has sensory issues as well as ADHD. I like to vent about parenting. I am occasionally rosy, usually blunt and sometimes I am simply downright rude. Don't read if it offends you. I may sometimes write about my school experiences so let me cover my bases. I don't live in your town, I don't work at your school, I am not talking about your child, you don't know me. If you think you've figured out who I am...ask me, I will lie and say you don't know me. email me at chocolatecoffeesleep@hotmail.com
Gender: Female
Location: United States
About Me
I'm a wife, a mom, an educator and a normal (okay, relative term here) person who makes frequent mistakes. I have a lot to say, hence the blog. My kids were adopted as babies (one through an agency and one through the foster care system). I love to talk about adoption. My daughter has sensory issues as well as ADHD. I like to vent about parenting. I am occasionally rosy, usually blunt and sometimes I am simply downright rude. Don't read if it offends you. I may sometimes write about my school experiences so let me cover my bases. I don't live in your town, I don't work at your school, I am not talking about your child, you don't know me. If you think you've figured out who I am...ask me, I will lie and say you don't know me. email me at chocolatecoffeesleep@hotmail.com
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