Random...Really?
I have been accused of being random. Whatever. I find it offensive really. Random, me? Nah...ADD...probably. Antsy...definitely. Random...really, I just don't see it. (Okay, maybe I do and I just don't want to admit it because that would mean they are right and I am wrong and people, I am just never wrong.) But for those of you who appreciate randomness, here's some fun random facts for you.
- Ants never sleep. (and they obviously have serious ADHD)
- Singapore has only one train station...and I care because???
- The human brain is 80% water which explains the sloshing I hear whenever I shake my head.
- During your lifetime you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That's the weight of six elephants. (I think I'm there already...)
- A sneeze travels out of your mouth at a rate of 100 m.p.h. (Which explains why teachers of small children are always covered in snot and why I bathe in sanitizer.)
- If you yell for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have enough energy to heat a cup of coffee. (So the car alarm kid in my room DOES have hope for a meaningful job at some point.)
- Every time you lick a stamp you gain 1/10 of a calorie. (Online bill pay, people!)
- Children laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only laugh an average of 15 times a day. (All the more reason to work with children.)
- In an average day a five year old child will ask 437 questions. (Okay, no wonder I am so ready for quiet when I get home!)
- Sex is biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate. (Hmmm...)
- The advantage of exercising everyday is that you will die healthier.
And there you have them. My random facts for the day.
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I'm a wife, a mom, an educator and a normal (okay, relative term here) person who makes frequent mistakes. I have a lot to say, hence the blog. My kids were adopted as babies (one through an agency and one through the foster care system). I love to talk about adoption. My daughter has sensory issues as well as ADHD. I like to vent about parenting. I am occasionally rosy, usually blunt and sometimes I am simply downright rude. Don't read if it offends you. I may sometimes write about my school experiences so let me cover my bases. I don't live in your town, I don't work at your school, I am not talking about your child, you don't know me. If you think you've figured out who I am...ask me, I will lie and say you don't know me. email me at chocolatecoffeesleep@hotmail.com
Gender: Female
Location: United States
About Me
I'm a wife, a mom, an educator and a normal (okay, relative term here) person who makes frequent mistakes. I have a lot to say, hence the blog. My kids were adopted as babies (one through an agency and one through the foster care system). I love to talk about adoption. My daughter has sensory issues as well as ADHD. I like to vent about parenting. I am occasionally rosy, usually blunt and sometimes I am simply downright rude. Don't read if it offends you. I may sometimes write about my school experiences so let me cover my bases. I don't live in your town, I don't work at your school, I am not talking about your child, you don't know me. If you think you've figured out who I am...ask me, I will lie and say you don't know me. email me at chocolatecoffeesleep@hotmail.com
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