A few random things I hate about my job:

• bruises, bites, scratches and black eyes


• administrators who yell at me


• parents who don't like their kids


• the birds (I used to love them, until I learned they poop indiscriminately...on your head...and it smells...BAD...and makes you gag

• the kids...they make me laugh on a daily basis (even when they don't mean to)


• the rooster that keeps crowing long after sunrise


• recess


• rest time (this one should probably be first!)


• my parking spot...away from the rooster...okay, away from everything but I do get great exercise going to and from my car


• the maintenance guy who keeps coming back to put more metal flashing over the holes I keep making in the rotted ramp leading to my door (I guess heels and rotted wood are not a good mix)


• the nine kabillion ladybugs who live in my classroom...who knew you could have an infestation of ladybugs


• seeing DQ and flapjack randomly throughout the day


• having time to spend with my friends...which leads to....

Dear Lounge Lizzies,

Yep, this one's for you and you know who you are! It's good that we are all friends...and I use that term loosely...considering who we share the lounge with. With the exception of the dude with the bowtie (and the way cool shirts) we are all female...so you would think we could get along. Oh wait, all female...nope that's a cat fight waiting to happen. I just want to make it clear Pippi and Dr. Quinn...I do not need a prayer intervention. Besides...who's gonna be praying? You two and my imaginary friends in cyber space? (Yes, Mary, I know you are praying...but not about my blogging...right?) I have not yet said anything that I have regretted saying...although...this blog is very young. Anything can happen. I so appreciate the two of you getting laughs from the blog and then sharing them with the ENTIRE lounge. Be careful who you share with. My next blog entry might just be about them. That could make lunch time very awkward. Love you guys, really! :)